Guy Uses Cats To Troll An Idiotic Scammer Perfectly

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mattstaff
Dec 30, 2017 1:00 PM EST

Every now and again one of our users will step up to the plate and offer us some pure, self-curated content GOLD. This right here can only accurately be describe as a masterful work of art. Soon as he detects that things are more than a bit awry with the 'customer', he proceeds to take them on a wild and unforgettable ride that results in the scammer getting scammed; so, the exact kind of scenario we live for back over here at Fail Blog. Sit back, and enjoy, guys. 

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    Text - No Service 9:37 AM 55% < i +1 (252) 858-1841 Text Message Sep 25, 2016, 6:47 AМ Do you still have the (Complete Bedroom Set Including Box Spring 400) what's the present condition? i am interested in buying it and also if you can accommodate paying you with a Cashiers CHECK and will wait till check clears your bank before pick up is made up at your Location,if you don't mind,kindly get back to me with your name and mailing address to mail the check to.thanks Sep 25, 2016, 7:50 AМ It's in o
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    Text - No Service 9:37 AM 55% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 Thanks for the prompt response. I am ready to purchae it asap and i anticipate that I'll have a cashiers check issued out to you from my bank via overnight USPS so get back to me with your name and full address to send the check out will also arrange shipment through my shipper after you have cash at hand Sep 25, 2016, 10:25 AM So what do you need? i hope you read my text. said i am ready to buy it and i would only need your name and address t
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    Text - No Service 9:37 AM 55% (i +1 (252) 858-1841 T send soMe pictureES Oi the ilems through text? The items are pretty old and | don't want you to be disappointed so want you to see them first Can I send picture through text? Oh ok. pls send some pics and your name and address to send the check to. i hope you do that now Ok I will get the picture Tho if its bad or need repair i will surely do it but send and send follow by your full pics now name and address to mail check to Oki will take the
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    Text - No Service 54% 9:37 AM < i +1 (252) 858-1841 send in a little bit waiting pls.. i hope you send your name and address fast so i anticipate that I'll have a Certified Check issued out to you from my bank via overnight USPS Hi Yes I'm sorry I will send a picture soon. I'm on my way home i hope you send your name and address now for the Cashier check so i can send check out tonight? send now if you interested and dont mind this.. send pics fast and send me your name and address to send check
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    Companion dog - No Service 54% 9:37 AM < i +1 (252) 858-1841 Here is what the furniture looks like Oh I'm sorry wrong picture That is my cat cuddles. Isn't he cute though!? Oh.. this is nice i like it A Text Message
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    Organism - No Service 54% 9:38 AM i +1 (252) 858-1841 send your name and address to send check to.. i hope you do now Ok 'll get the real picture... so there is a little damage from a recent fire I know it looks bad, I'm sorry My cat, cuddles, knocked over some candles and part of the bed frame caught on fire but it still works. Is that ok? Will u still send the check? The dresser was not burned and A Text Message
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    Text - No Service 9:38 AM 53% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 This was my house Do you know the old road behind the apple orchard? I live in the blue house there, can you send the money there? My name is David Heathcliff Address is the old blue house on the road behind apple orchard, can you bring the check there? What else do you need to send check? i hope you gettingmy text?.. i would only need only your name and address to mail check to and i hope you send it now Yes... so you need the street number?
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    Text - No Service 9:38 AM 53% (i +1 (252) 858-1841 The dresser was not burned and is still in good shape Are you still interested in the furniture? Sep 25, 2016, 2:03 РМ yes I want this now and i would only need your name and address to send check to Ok good. Well since my house burned quite a bit I have a. Re address. A Text Message
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    Cat - No Service 9:38 AM 53% < i +1 (252) 858-1841 00004-849 When we go over to my friends house, her name Is Carla, we set up play dates for Cuddles and Mr. Biscuit Toppings. They are so cute together!! Does it look like Mr. Biscuit Toppings is having fun though? I'm not sure its okay.. i need your name and address to send check to. pls send it now That's what I thought! Just an ok time.I think Mr. Biscuit Toppings was in a sour mood because A Text Message
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    Text - No Service 9:38 AM 53% < i +1 (252) 858-1841 That's what I thought! Just an ok time. I think Mr. Biscuit Toppings was in a sour mood because Carla didn't warm up her milk like she usually does. I LOVE CATS!! My name is David Heathcliff Do you like cats? your address? If I give my address will you be stopping by the house to bring the check? yes... the full address to put check send Do you have a cat? Can you bring your cat with you!!! house address.city and Zip code A Text Message
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    Text - No Service 9:38 AM 53% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 My address is 5425 Amelia Earhart Dr,Salt Lake City, UT 84116 When are you coming? its alright. the check will covers both your items fee and movers fee.i will get back to you with the USPS Tracking #as soon the check is ready for you.pls consider its sold and i hope you keep the item for me.Thanks When will you come get furniture as soon as check clears your bank then pick up will nowe made at your location. Thx for your understanding Can you
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    Text - No Service 53% 9:38 AM (i +1 (252) 858-1841 What's your name? Joshua Very nice name! Thank you Here is a picture of me and Cuddles! Send me your picture to! I'm very excited to receive the money from you so that I can pay for some of my hospital bills yeah.. i hope soon A Text Message
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    Text - No Service 9:38 AM 53% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 Do you like my picture... can you send me a picture of yourself young Joshua? sorry. no cam on the phone but i try take 1 and send Ok Ok very nice! I'm waiting Cuddles eats bananas!!! He just gobbles them right up! Have you ever seen anything so crazy!? Sep 25, 2016, 7:50 PM Joshua I still have not received the check. I thought you were going to bring it to my house A Text Message
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    Text - No Service 9:38 AM 53% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 Sep 26, 2016, 9:32 AM the check has been mailed out no Sir. Im very sure you have the Check before wednesday. Thanks for being patient Is this Joshua? Yes. i will get back to with the Usps tracking# asap. Thx Will you send me your picture I told you no cam on my Phone... but will try to send you 1 Do you like fish? what's this? My cat Cuddles loves fish! A Text Message
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    Photo caption - No Service 9:39 AM 53% (i +1 (252) 858-1841 Do you like my cat? Pls.Im not for all this Where do you live? after the business then we talk about this Ok told you this B4.. sorry busy with house work.. Brb Do you need help cleaning? A Text Message
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    Food - No Service 9:39 AM 53% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 My cat Cuddles can help, she loves cleaning toilets!! Pls.If i may ask you David.. do you really mean business or Game of your Cat with me or something PLS Im old enough more than that Ok.. we talk about business and check has been sent out for you then i will let you know how it goes Ok A Text Message
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    Text - No Service 9:39 AM 53% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 Of course yes. we can be friend with times Oh good Joshua I like you! So how much money did u send? Sep 26, 2016, 12:51 PM Also I'm wondering if you'd like to buy some more items from me? Sep 27, 2016, 11:13 AM Hello r u still here Sep 27, 2016, 12:14 РМ Yes.Im here the check has been mailed out today will get back to you with the usps tracking# asap How was your day? A Text Message
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    No Service 9:39 AM 53% i +1 (252) 858-1841 Hang in there, 6aby! Don't worry waiting patiently !! Can we be best pals? Do you have any kids? Why are you not answering me? Maybe I cannot trust you? 27 DM Son 27 2016 A Text Message
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    Text - No Service 9:39 AM 52% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 We need to talk business. You need to tell me how much the amount is in the check or I will not do the deal. Tell me! Sep 28, 2016, 4:17 PM I think I want to cancel deal because you do not answer me Sep 28, 2016, 6:00 PM It's Wednesday and I still haven't got the check?? Hello David ,how are you doing today,l am sorry for not been in contact with you, here is the usps tracking # 947010169932002647 2880,I want to inform you that the check is a
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    Text - No Service 9:39 AM 52% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 Hello David ,how are you doing today,l am sorry for not been in contact with you, here is the usps tracking# 947010169932002647 2880,I want to inform you that the check is a depository check as soon as it been delivered to you take it to your bank and get it deposited, it will take just 24 hours to get cleared after it clears i will get back to you with the mover information to receive the remaining balance so that they can proceed for the pic
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  • 21
    Text - No Service 9:39 AM 52% < (i +1 (252) 858-1841 the check is out for 1900 once you have check and get it deposited into your bank then i will let you know how we goes with the rest Funds. i hope you got this got this Sir? Yes The 1900 is also for shipping? And movers? after check has been deposited and clears your bank then i will get back to you with the Movers Info to send the remaining Funds Via Money gram so they come for the pick up at your location before they proceed for other pick u
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  • 22
    Text - No Service 9:40 AM 52% (i +1 (252) 858-1841 The USPS letter containing the check has already been delivered at your place please let me know if you have the check now in your possession and do proceed to get it deposited via mobile/ATM deposit and let me know so i can followup with my Bank. Sep 30, 2016, 2:15 PM Hi David. I am checking to know if you have the check now in your possession and do proceed to get it deposited via mobile/ATM deposit and let me know so i can followup with my Ba
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  • 23
    Text - No Service 9:40 AM 52% < i +1 (252) 858-1841 What should I do when I deposit? Are you coming to my house to get furniture? Yes. My courier will be coming for the pickup once you have the rest cash at hand Will I get to meet you Joshua? My shipper will be the one coming for the pickup and have you deposited the check ? Yes I have the cash Proceed to send the rest $900 via RIA money transfer to Name: Teri Doughty: Address: 28 Prangs Lane New Castle, DE 18720 Did you receive the instructions
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    Text - No Service 9:40 AM 52% < i +1 (252) 858-1841 But this is so much money! I explained to you that the shipper need other money for the shipment pickup as they re picking up two (2) branded truck for me also so please bear with me. Are you on your way to walmart now? No. I'm just going to keep all the money I think, sorry I need to pay my hospital bills Mad man Actually ok I will send it I'm just joking Should I send it today? A Text Message
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    Text - No Service 9:40 AM 52% (i +1 (252) 858-1841 Yes go send it What will happen if I do not send? You will die Yikes! Actually knew you were trying to scam me from the very first text The address I gave you was to the FBI headquarters in Utah. I have reported you to the FBI. I never got the check but the FBI have it!! COM MOD A Text Message G.BME
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